Miss Monnie Baudelaire

'Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams, If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you any more.'

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:23:39 -0500

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fuckyeahladygaga:

Lady Gaga on Romanticism & her career.

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A- Available: Yeah but I’m not looking.B- Best Friend: Ashlee Adams.C- Color Of Your Room:...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 04:21:00 -0500

A- Available: Yeah but I’m not looking.
B- Best Friend: Ashlee Adams.
C- Color Of Your Room: Gross cream/white.
D- Dad’s Name: Frank.
E- Easiest Person To Talk To: Craig.
F- Favorite Food: Honeycomb, butter chicken, Homer Hudson ice cream, chocolate.
G- Gummy Bears Or Worms: Worms.
H- Hometown: Adelaide, Australia.
I- Instrument: Tambourine.
J- Job: Shopper at the moment, soon to be boring office bitch.
K- Kids: One day soon.
L- Longest Car Ride: To Ballarat/Melbourne.
M- Milk Flavor: Chocolate.
N- Number Of Siblings: 7. Oh, wait, 8 apparently. Hmm.
O- One Wish: For things to go my way for once.
P- Phobias: Vampires and the stickers they put on fruit.
Q- Favorite Quote: If you are ever forced to take a chemistry class, you will probably see, at the front of the classroom, a large chart divided into squares, with different numbers and letters in each of them. This chart is called the table of the elements, and scientists like to say that it contains all the substances that make up our world. Like everyone else, scientists are wrong from time to time, and it is easy to see that they are wrong about the table of elements. Because although this table contains a great many elements, from the element oxygen, which is found in the air, to the element aluminium, which is found in cans of soda, the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.
R- Reason To Smile: Homer Hudson Chocolate Rock ice cream. Tiramisu chocolate.
S- Song You Last Heard: Lady Gaga - Bad Romance.
T- Time You Woke Up: 6:30am. Then 11am.
U- Unknown Fact About Me: I secretly hate sex.
V- Vegetable: All of them, nom nom nom!
W- Worst Habits: Cracking my hip bones in public and smoking.
X- X-Rays You’ve Had: Umm. Knee, shoulder, stomach? I’m a dancer. I have lots of injuries.
Y- Your Favorite Pastime: Playing World of Warcraft.
Z- Zodiac Sign: Libra.

misskoneko: WIN! gamefreaksnz: via...

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 04:57:26 -0500

misskoneko:

WIN!

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Pacanormal Activity

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I bought this fucking totally rad gold leotard to wear to dance....

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:22:36 -0500

I bought this fucking totally rad gold leotard to wear to dance. I love it!

fuckyeahgodsgirls: @GodsGirlDenea just went live today. Been...

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:21:07 -0500

fuckyeahgodsgirls:

@GodsGirlDenea just went live today.
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Oh, and we got my Deku Scrub started.

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 03:18:54 -0500

Oh, and we got my Deku Scrub started.

Everyone’s been asking what I got done on my sleeve today,...

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 03:18:14 -0500

Everyone’s been asking what I got done on my sleeve today, and to be honest, I hate it when people ask me this question because I never really get anything that I can say “Oh, I got this.” I just get bits and pieces added. Usually my tattooist and I just sit around eating and talking about random bullshit. We don’t get a whole lot done. All I got done today was touch ups and background. All of the blue is new.

taken from www.bordom.net I felt a little wrong laughing.

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 23:35:05 -0500

taken from www.bordom.net

I felt a little wrong laughing.

Sign the Petition to Free Saigon, Australia's Last Circus Elephant

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 23:26:59 -0500

Sign the Petition to Free Saigon, Australia's Last Circus Elephant:

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English 101

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 21:00:17 -0500

misskoneko:

I’m so very sick and tired of the pathetic punctuation and grammar skills that most teenagers and young adults have these days. I’m only 20, yet I’m just so much better then the rest of my peers. Why is that?

I can understand a typo here and there - when texting/tweeting quickly and you send it off before you realise your mistake. That’s okay, because every other time you’re correct. But when people constantly use the incorrect thing over and over again, because they are either A) STUPID, or B) just don’t think at all - there is really is no excuse for it.

So I thought I’d cover a couple of the most BASIC things that most people screw up; causing many headaches and /facepalms.

“There are two simple situations when apostrophes are used. The first is to denote ownership and the second to indicate an abbreviation.”

YOUR - YOU’RE

YOUR - is used when talking about ownership - meaning, something that either yourself or someone else does/does not own or hold possession of. Simple.

This is your cat. This is your home. That girlfriend is not yours. Take that DVD out of your pants, thief - it is not yours.

YOU’RE - is a combination/contraction of two words - ‘you’ and ‘are’. The apostrophe is chucked in the middle to join the two words into one simple one. If you’re unsure of when to use a contraction like this, just expand it and read it aloud (ie: If you are unsure of…). If it doesn’t sound right, then don’t use it.

You’re not going to that concert. And you’re going to do what, exactly? What the hell do you think you’re doing?

THEY’RE - THEIR - THERE

THEY’RE - this is also another contradiction of two words - ‘they’ and ‘are’. Once again, if you’re unsure of when to use this, just expand it read it to yourself. If it sounds wrong, don’t use it.

They’re going to the football tonight. No, they’re my cookies, not Jane’s. They’re not going to match my tranny shoes.

THEIR - like ‘your’, this word is used when talking about ownerships. Except this one is specially used for multiple ‘owners’.

That was meant to be their gift, not mine. They’ve forgotten their bags again. I’ve forgotten their names again.

THERE - is used when talking about a place, whether it be a physical one or an abstract one. Remember - here, there. You can’t have ‘there’ without ‘here’. And remember that ‘here’ is about a place. Both are about places. Somewhere where you can be placed at.

There is where she was murdered. I shall put my keys over there. T as in Tim look over there - it’s Robert Losier.

There is a difference between slang and proper English. You either talk one or the other - don’t go mixing the two otherwise you just appear to be more of a bigger tool the the first tool using only slang. I despise people who talk like “I luv u so much baby, ur da sweetest in da world!”. You don’t look cool at all. GOD no. I know that back in the early 2000’s most mobile phones only had the ability of a maximum of 120 characters per text; alot of abbreviation/slang had to happen and it’s where all this ‘acceptance’ of horribly abbreviated words began. But times have changed. ALOT. You can now go OVER 120 characters per text message. Sure, it’ll cost you extra. And hey - emails and facebook updates don’t really HAVE character limitations. SO GO NUTS.

Maybe if schools actually taught REAL English skills up until graduation, as opposed to doing ‘creative essays’ and ‘film reviews between two different demographics’, then maybe we wouldn’t have this epidemic of stupid children at our feet.

Here’s another photo of me taken by the amazing Darklight...

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 20:10:40 -0500

Here’s another photo of me taken by the amazing Darklight Photography!

fuckyeahgodsgirls: The very lovely @EvelynCates is in a...

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:41:49 -0500

fuckyeahgodsgirls:

The very lovely @EvelynCates is in a contest! Best Valentine’s Video.

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It’s FREE to sign up, so please take just a minute out of your day to sign up real quickly and VOTE FOR EVELYN, won’t you?

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Well now. World of Warcraft is still down for extended maintenance. I should be eating breakfast and...

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:55:14 -0500

Well now. World of Warcraft is still down for extended maintenance. I should be eating breakfast and working on my assignment, but everyone likes reading my confusing rants, so what the hell?

Now that I’ve taken myself out of that relationship, I am starting to feel a lot better. I’ve gained a lot of self respect back by not letting myself feel used. I’m less concerned about who he’s sleeping with and overall, my head is much clearer to talk things over. There are both positive and negative things about this situation now, whereas a couple of weeks ago I would’ve said it was all negative. I realised something this morning that I need to talk to him about, but that will have to wait until this afternoon.

As for dance, I’m the best again! Well, only for one of our routines, but still! I’ve been moved to centre front for this particular routine. It focuses on flexibility and strength and I can practically bend myself in half. I’ve been pushing myself really hard and I do feel that my flexibility is more level now than it was when I was younger. There are certain things that I can do better now than when I was a teenager. I think my hips may have leveled out (I was born with one of my legs around my head, so one of my hips is a lot higher than the other!) I can do a lot of the things which require you to be perfectly flat in middle splits now and I always struggled with that. There’s also a lot of things that I can’t do as well as I could, things which require lower back flexibility and strength. And headstands. My head’s gotten soft.

All in all, if I can get my study on track, my life should keep getting better from hereonin!

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Sat, 06 Feb 2010 23:33:44 -0500

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So I went out with Jeremy last night and got totally...

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 22:32:32 -0500

So I went out with Jeremy last night and got totally annihilated. It turns out he has a real life Kara chess event on the roof of his building.

I had my second therapy session yesterday morning and it really cleared my head. By the time...

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:34:40 -0500

I had my second therapy session yesterday morning and it really cleared my head. By the time I’d left, I had decided I was going to end things with Craig for a plethora of reasons. The main one was we just didn’t want the same things in life. We loved all of the same things and shared opinions on almost everything. He made me feel things I’ve never felt before and supported my modeling and dancing and World of Warcraft, but that’s about all of the good there was. I never got bored of him, but it was only because I was constantly trying to please him and practically begging for his affection. I could never be openly honest with him about anything and as much as I tried to make myself trust him, I just couldn’t. Plus there were other things, more recently, like he just couldn’t make me orgasm during sex anymore. Plus he invited himself to my house at 1am for a booty call even after I told him to fuck off because I was trying to sleep.

So I got home and decided to see what bullshit his ex had been spinning about me on her Facebook and read the same “you’re a whore” crap as usual. It was great, it was just what I needed to give myself the courage to actually break things off. People can change, but it rarely happens. Cheaters will always be cheaters. He cheated on his ex with me (and a whole fucking tonne of other people) and he cheated on me with his ex.

What really shits me off is that one of my old WoW friends/guildies has been telling Craig’s ex a whole heap of crap about me and my relationship with Craig. It annoys me because I confided in her at the beginning of all of this and it was only thanks to one particular conversation with her where she told me you’re number one in life and you have to do what’s best for you and to go for it if it was going to make me happy that I decided to keep seeing him. The funny part is, I actually sat back in therapy and remembered what she said. I do have to do what’s best for me and being with Craig isn’t and will never be best for me. The statement that started the relationship and ended it. Irony?

Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:16:44 -0500

Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. My wish for 2010 is that people will understand that being eaten by dragons is not something to be ashamed of. Dragons are virtually unstoppable and are truly terrifying. 93% won’t copy and paste this… because they have already been eaten by dragons.

If I do the opposite of what I want to do, I might start doing the right thing for once…

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:22:25 -0500

If I do the opposite of what I want to do, I might start doing the right thing for once…

These are my favourite purchases recently, besides my PS3. I...

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 04:03:49 -0500

These are my favourite purchases recently, besides my PS3. I actually bought the top to wear for a special someone. The handbag and shoes were meant to match but the handbag as way more glitter. The shoes are more gunmetal. Yeah, I have ugly feet. I’m a dancer, what did you expect?

Here’s a cute swimsuit shot taken of me by Darklight...

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 17:56:35 -0500

Here’s a cute swimsuit shot taken of me by Darklight Photography when I had extensions. I miss my extensions so much!